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My First Tome
Unhinged
(U)
Collector #: 125
FOIL
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Artifact
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, : Say the flavor text on a card in your hand. Target opponent guesses that card's name. You may reveal that card. If you do and your opponent guessed wrong, draw a card. | |
Name Dropping
Unhinged
(U)
Collector #: 105
FOIL
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Enchantment
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Gotcha - Whenever an opponent says a word that's in the name of a card in your graveyard, you may say "Gotcha" If you do, return that card to your hand. | |
Necro-Impotence
Unhinged
(R)
Collector #: 060
FOIL
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Enchantment
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Skip your untap step. At the beginning of your upkeep, you may pay X life. If you do, untap X permanents. Pay ½ life: Remove the top card of your library from the game face down. Put that card into your hand at end of turn. |
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Number Crunch
Unhinged
(C)
Collector #: 042
FOIL
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Instant
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Return target permanent to its owner's hand. Gotcha - Whenever an opponent says a number, you may say "Gotcha" If you do, return Number Crunch from your graveyard to your hand. |
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Old Fogey
Unhinged
(R)
Collector #: 106
FOIL
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7/7 Summon - Dinosaur
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Phasing, cumulative upkeep , echo, fading 3, bands with other Dinosaurs, protection from Homarids, snow-covered plainswalk, flanking, rampage 2 | |
Orcish Paratroopers
Unhinged
(C)
Collector #: 083
FOIL
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4/4 Creature - Orc Paratrooper
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When Orcish Paratroopers comes into play, flip it from a height of at least one foot. Sacrifice Orcish Paratroopers unless it lands face up after turning over completely. | |
Our Market Research
Unhinged
(C)
FOIL
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2/2 Creature - Elemental
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Art rampage 2 (Whenever this becomes blocked by a creature, it gets +2/+2 for each creature in the blocker's art beyond the first.) | |
Persecute Artist
Unhinged
(U)
Collector #: 061
FOIL
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Sorcery
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Choose an artist other than Rebecca Guay. Target player reveals their hand and discards all nonland cards with art by the chosen artist. | |
Phyrexian Librarian
Unhinged
(U)
Collector #: 062
FOIL
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3/3 Creature - Phyrexian Horror
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Flying, trample At the beginning of your upkeep, remove the top card of your library from the game face up and balance it on your body. When a balanced card falls or touches another balanced card, sacrifice Phyrexian Librarian. |
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Pointy Finger of Doom
Unhinged
(R)
Collector #: 126
FOIL
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Artifact
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, : Spin Pointy Finger of Doom in the middle of the table so that it rotates completely at least once, then destroy the closest permanent the finger points to. | |
Pygmy Giant
Unhinged
(U)
Collector #: 085
FOIL
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0/2 Creature - Giant
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, , Sacrifice a creature: Pygmy Giant deals X damage to target creature, where X is a number in the sacrificed creature's text box. | |
Question Elemental?
Unhinged
(U)
Collector #: 043
FOIL
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3/4 Creature - Elemental
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Flying Are you aware that when you say something that isn't a question, the player who first points out this fact gains control of Question Elemental? |
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R&D's Secret Lair
Unhinged
(R)
Collector #: 135
FOIL
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Legendary Land
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Play cards as written. Ignore all errata. : Add to your mana pool. |
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Remodel
Unhinged
(C)
Collector #: 108
FOIL
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Instant
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If you control two or more green permanents that share an artist, you may cast Remodel without paying its mana cost. Exile target artifact. |
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Richard Garfield, Ph.D.
Unhinged
(R)
Collector #: 044
FOIL
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2/2 Legendary Creature - Human Designer
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You may play cards as though they were other Magic cards of your choice with the same mana cost. (Mana cost includes color.) You can't choose the same card twice. | |
Rocket-Powered Turbo Slug
Unhinged
(U)
Collector #: 087
FOIL
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3/1 Creature - Slug
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Super haste (This may attack the turn before you play it. (You may put this card into play from your hand, tapped and attacking, during your declare attackers step. If you do, you lose the game at the end of your next turn unless you pay this card's mana cost during that turn.)) | |
S.N.O.T.
Unhinged
(C)
Collector #: 111
FOIL
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*/* Creature - Ooze
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As S.N.O.T. comes into play, you may stick it onto another creature named S.N.O.T. in play. If you do, all those creatures form a single creature. S.N.O.T.'s power and toughness are equal to the square of the number of S.N.O.T.s stuck together. (One is a 1/1, two are a 4/4, three are a 9/9, and four are a 16/16.) |
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Saute
Unhinged
(C)
FOIL
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Instant
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Saute deals 3.5 damage to any target. | |
Save Life
Unhinged
(U)
Collector #: 019
FOIL
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Instant
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Choose one Target player gains 2? life; or prevent the next 2? damage that would be dealt to target creature this turn. Gotcha - Whenever an opponent says "Save" or "Life," you may say "Gotcha" If you do, return Save Life from your graveyard to your hand. |
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Side to Side
Unhinged
(U)
Collector #: 110
FOIL
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Instant
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You and target opponent arm-wrestle. If you win, put a 3/3 green Ape creature token into play. | |
Six-y Beast
Unhinged
(U)
Collector #: 089
FOIL
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0/0 Creature - Beast
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As Six-y Beast comes into play, you secretly put six or fewer +1/+1 counters on it, then an opponent guesses the number of counters. If that player guesses right, sacrifice Six-y Beast. | |
Now I Know My ABC's
Unhinged
(R)
Collector #: 041
FOIL
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Enchantment
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At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control permanents with names that include all twenty-six letters of the English alphabet, you win the game. | |
Punctuate
Unhinged
(C)
Collector #: 084
FOIL
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Instant
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Punctuate deals damage to target creature equal to half the number of punctuation marks in that creature's text box. (The punctuation marks are ! ? , ; : - — ( ) / " ' & .) | |
Red-Hot Hottie
Unhinged
(C)
Collector #: 086
FOIL
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2/5 Creature - Elemental
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Whenever Red-Hot Hottie deals damage to a creature, put a third-degree-burn counter on that creature. It has "At the end of each turn, sacrifice this creature unless you scream ?Aaah' at the top of your lungs." | |
Rod of Spanking
Unhinged
(U)
Collector #: 127
FOIL
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Artifact
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, : Rod of Spanking deals 1 damage to target player. Then untap Rod of Spanking unless that player says "Thank you, sir. May I have another?" | |