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City of Ass
Unhinged
(R)
Collector #: 134
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Land
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City of Ass enters the battlefield tapped. : Add one and one-half mana of any one color to your mana pool. |
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Gleemax
Unhinged
(R)
Collector #: 121
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Legendary Artifact
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You choose all targets for all spells and abilities. | |
Mountain
Unhinged
(L)
Collector #: 139
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Basic Land - Mountain
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Plains
Unhinged
(L)
Collector #: 136
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Basic Land - Plains
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Form of the Squirrel
Unhinged
(R)
Collector #: 096
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Enchantment
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As Form of the Squirrel enters the battlefield, put a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token onto the battlefield. You lose the game when it leaves the battlefield. Creatures can't attack you. You can't be the target of spells or abilities. You can't cast spells. |
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Mox Lotus
Unhinged
(R)
Collector #: 124
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Artifact
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: Add {Infinity} to your mana pool. {100}: Add one mana of any color to your mana pool. You don't lose life due to mana burn. |
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Island
Unhinged
(L)
Collector #: 137
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Basic Land - Island
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Spell Counter
Unhinged
(U)
Collector #: 046
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Instant
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Counter target spell. Gotcha - Whenever an opponent says "Spell" or "Counter," you may say "Gotcha" If you do, return Spell Counter from your graveyard to your hand. |
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R&D's Secret Lair
Unhinged
(R)
Collector #: 135
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Legendary Land
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Play cards as written. Ignore all errata. : Add to your mana pool. |
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Ach! Hans, Run!
Unhinged
(R)
Collector #: 116
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Enchantment
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At the beginning of your upkeep, you may say "Ach Hans, run It's the . . ." and name a creature card. If you do, search your library for the named card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library. That creature has haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step. | |
Letter Bomb
Unhinged
(R)
Collector #: 122
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Artifact
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When Letter Bomb enters the battlefield, sign it and shuffle it into target player’s library. That player reveals each card they draw until they draw Letter Bomb. When that player draws Letter Bomb, it deals 19.5 damage to them. | |
Now I Know My ABC's
Unhinged
(R)
Collector #: 041
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Enchantment
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At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control permanents with names that include all twenty-six letters of the English alphabet, you win the game. | |
Assquatch
Unhinged
(R)
Collector #: 071
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35/35 Creature - Donkey Lord
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Each other Donkey gets +1½/+1½. Whenever another Donkey enters the battlefield, untap target creature and gain control of it until the beginning of the next end step. That creature gains haste until the beginning of the next end step. |
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Greater Morphling
Unhinged
(R)
Collector #: 034
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5/5 Creature - Shapeshifter
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: Greater Morphling gains your choice of banding, bushido 1, double strike, fear, flying, first strike, haste, landwalk of your choice, protection from a color of your choice, provoke, rampage 1, shadow, or trample until the beginning of the next end step. : Greater Morphling becomes the colors of your choice until the beginning of the next end step. : Greater Morphling's type becomes the creature type of your choice until the beginning of the next end step. : Greater Morphling's expansion symbol becomes the symbol of your choice until the beginning of the next end step. : Greater Morphling's artist becomes the artist of your choice until the beginning of the next end step. : Greater Morphling gets +2/-2 or -2/+2 until the beginning of the next end step. : Untap Greater Morphling. |
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Kill! Destroy!
Unhinged
(U)
Collector #: 058
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Instant
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Destroy target nonblack creature. Gotcha - Whenever an opponent says "Kill" or "Destroy," you may say "Gotcha" If you do, return Kill Destroy from your graveyard to your hand. |
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Forest
Unhinged
(L)
Collector #: 140
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Basic Land - Forest
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Johnny, Combo Player
Unhinged
(R)
Collector #: 035
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1/1 Legendary Creature - Human Gamer
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: Search your library for a card and put that card into your hand. Then shuffle your library. | |
Rod of Spanking
Unhinged
(U)
Collector #: 127
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Artifact
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, : Rod of Spanking deals 1 damage to target player. Then untap Rod of Spanking unless that player says "Thank you, sir. May I have another?" | |
Little Girl
Unhinged
(C)
Collector #: 016
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05/05 Creature - Human Child
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Ambiguity
Unhinged
(R)
Collector #: 024
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Enchantment
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Whenever a player casts a spell that counters a spell that has been cast or a player cast a spell that enters the battlefield with counters, that player may counter the next spell cast or put an additional counter on a permanent that has already been cast, but not countered. | |
Rare-B-Gone
Unhinged
(R)
Collector #: 119
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Sorcery
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Each player sacrifices all permanents that are rare or mythic rare, then each player reveals their hand and discards all cards that are rare or mythic rare. | |
Super Secret Tech (Foil)
Unhinged
(R)
Collector #: 141
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Artifact
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All premium spells cost less to cast. All premium creatures get +1/+1. |
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Uktabi Kong
Unhinged
(R)
Collector #: 115
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8/8 Creature - Ape
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Trample When Uktabi Kong enters the battlefield, destroy all artifacts. Tap two untapped Apes you control: Put a 1/1 green Ape creature token onto the battlefield. |
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Who // What // When // Where // Why
Unhinged
(R)
Collector #: 120
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/ / / /
Instant
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Who: Instant Target player gains X life. ----- What: Instant Destroy target artifact. ----- When: Instant Counter target creature spell. ----- Where Instant Destroy target land. ----- Why: Instant Destroy target enchantment. |
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Save Life
Unhinged
(U)
Collector #: 019
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Instant
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Choose one Target player gains 2.5 life; or prevent the next 2.5 damage that would be dealt to target creature this turn. Gotcha - Whenever an opponent says "Save" or "Life," you may say "Gotcha" If you do, return Save Life from your graveyard to your hand. |
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