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Moniker Mage
Unhinged
(C)
Collector #: 039
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2/2 Creature - Human Wizard
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, Say your middle name: Moniker Mage can't be the target of spells or abilities this turn. , Say an opponent's middle name: Moniker Mage gains flying until end of turn. |
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Punctuate
Unhinged
(C)
Collector #: 084
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Instant
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Punctuate deals damage to target creature equal to half the number of punctuation marks in that creature's text box. (The punctuation marks are ! ? , ; : - — ( ) / " ' & .) | |
Urza's Hot Tub
Unhinged
(U)
Collector #: 131
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Artifact
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, Discard a card: Search your library for a card that shares a complete word in its name with the discarded card, reveal it, and put it into your hand. Then shuffle your library. | |
Wet Willie of the Damned
Unhinged
(C)
Collector #: 066
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Sorcery
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Wet Willie of the Damned deals 2.5 damage to any target and you gain 2.5 life. | |
Johnny, Combo Player
Unhinged
(R)
Collector #: 035
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1/1 Legendary Creature - Human Gamer
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: Search your library for a card and put that card into your hand. Then shuffle your library. | |
Mana Screw
Unhinged
(U)
Collector #: 123
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Artifact
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: Flip a coin. If you win the flip, add to your mana pool. Activate this ability only any time you could cast an instant. | |
Granny's Payback
Unhinged
(U)
Collector #: 099
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Sorcery
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You gain life equal to your age. | |
Head to Head
Unhinged
(U)
Collector #: 014
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Instant
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You and target opponent play Seven Questions with the top card of that player’s library. If you win, prevent all damage that would be dealt this turn by a source of your choice. (To play Seven Questions, that player looks at the card, then you ask up to six yes-or-no questions about the card that they answer truthfully. You guess the card’s name - that’s question seven - then the player reveals the card.) | |
_____
Unhinged
(U)
Collector #: 023
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1/1 Creature - Shapeshifter
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: This card's name becomes the name of your choice. Activate this ability anywhere, anytime. | |
Necro-Impotence
Unhinged
(R)
Collector #: 060
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Enchantment
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Skip your untap step. At the beginning of your upkeep, you may pay X life. If you do, untap X permanents. Pay .5 life: Exile the top card of your library face down. Put that card into your hand at the beginning of the next end step. |
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Bursting Beebles
Unhinged
(C)
Collector #: 028
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2/2 Creature - Beeble
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Bursting Beebles is unblockable as long as defending player controls two or more nonland permanents that share an artist. | |
Cardpecker
Unhinged
(C)
Collector #: 004
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15/1 Creature - Bird
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Flying Gotcha - If an opponent touches the table with their hand, you may say “Gotcha!” When you do, return Cardpecker from your graveyard to your hand. |
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Carnivorous Death-Parrot
Unhinged
(C)
Collector #: 029
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2/2 Creature - Bird
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Flying At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Carnivorous Death-Parrot unless you say its flavor text. |
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Goblin S.W.A.T. Team
Unhinged
(C)
Collector #: 080
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2/2 Creature - Goblin Warrior
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Say "Goblin S.W.A.T. Team": Put a +1/+1 counter on Goblin S.W.A.T. Team unless an opponent swats the table within five seconds. Activate this ability only once each turn. | |
Graphic Violence
Unhinged
(C)
Collector #: 100
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Instant
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All creatures by the artist of your choice get +2/+2 and gain trample until end of turn. | |
Keeper of the Sacred Word
Unhinged
(C)
Collector #: 101
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2/3 Creature - Human Druid
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As Keeper of the Sacred Word enters the battlefield, choose a word. Whenever an opponent says the chosen word, Keeper of the Sacred Word gets +3/+3 until end of turn. |
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Laughing Hyena
Unhinged
(C)
Collector #: 103
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2/2 Creature - Hyena
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Gotcha - Whenever an opponent laughs, you may say "Gotcha" If you do, return Laughing Hyena from your graveyard to your hand. | |
Monkey Monkey Monkey
Unhinged
(C)
Collector #: 104
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1/1 Creature - Ape
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As Monkey Monkey Monkey enters the battlefield, choose a letter. Monkey Monkey Monkey gets +1/+1 for each nonland permanent whose name begins with the chosen letter. |
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Mother of Goons
Unhinged
(C)
Collector #: 059
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3/2 Creature - Human Cleric
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Whenever a creature an opponent controls is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, sacrifice Mother of Goons unless you insult that creature. | |
My First Tome
Unhinged
(U)
Collector #: 125
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Artifact
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, : Say the flavor text on a card in your hand. Target opponent guesses that card's name. You may reveal that card. If you do and your opponent guessed wrong, draw a card. | |
Orcish Paratroopers
Unhinged
(C)
Collector #: 083
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4/4 Creature - Orc Paratrooper
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When Orcish Paratroopers enters the battlefield, flip it from a height of at least one foot. Sacrifice Orcish Paratroopers unless it lands face up after turning over completely. | |
Smart Ass
Unhinged
(C)
Collector #: 045
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25/1 Creature - Donkey Wizard
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Whenever Smart Ass attacks, choose a card name. If defending player has no cards with the chosen name in their hand, they may reveal their hand. If they don’t reveal their hand, Smart Ass can’t be blocked this turn. | |
Vile Bile
Unhinged
(C)
Collector #: 065
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25/25 Creature - Ooze
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Whenever a player's skin or fingernail touches Vile Bile, that player loses 2 life. | |
Wordmail
Unhinged
(C)
Collector #: 022
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Enchantment - Aura
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Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 for each word in its name. |
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Avatar of Me
Unhinged
(R)
Collector #: 026
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*/* Creature - Avatar
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Avatar of Me costs more to cast for each ten years you've been alive. Avatar of Me's power is equal to your height in feet and its toughness is equal to your American shoe size. Round to the nearest .5. Avatar of Me's color is the color of your eyes. |
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